Monday, 2 October 2006

eaking of anti-iPod sentiments...

anti ipod dayInternational Anti-iPod day is Saturday, August 6th. So says Anti-ipod.co.uk.

"The tiny and i ignificant box of memory chi known unto us as the iPod is warping the minds of it's users (otherwise known as iPeople), rendering them incapable of communication and destroying our culture - why talk when you can inject yourself with another dose of musical disharmony through the syringe of the iPod? Basically- iPods suck! Rise agai t this cult!"

How about a few kooky co iracy theories to back that up, pal? Oh yeah, he's got those too.

  • ipod alien co iracy"More and more people are begi ing to believe that A le (the company who make iPods) are monitoring iPeople everywhere, watching their every move and location gathering intelligence about it's users. It is now becoming a strong belief acro the net that the FBI also have some involvement in the matter."
  • "...when you listen to iPods it is po ible that a series of programmed high pitch frequencies undetectable by the human ear could be 'washing' your brain."
  • "There is strong evidence that iPods have little alie that live in them."
Someone buy this guy an iPod already!

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