WWSJD

What Will Steve Jo Do?

Everyone is aflutter with excitement over the po ible news. Lots of go iping going on. This is surprising co idering that for the past season, everyone online has been letting out one slow yawn about the WWDC pro ects. Everything looked very uneventful until just about a month ago when we all discovered that there would be a Stevenote. Then, suddenly, everything started i ing up. People started to show interest. And just before the weekend the entire Internet exploded with wild rumors about A le switching to Intel.

So are you o e ed with WWSJD? If so, repent from your go ipmongering! Grab yourself a BiblePod and hold your iPod tight to your chest and embrace the truth that whatever will be, will be. The future's not ours to see....

Relax. It will all be over shortly...